Archive for June 8, 2010

Who’s the Baddest… SHO NUFF!!!

Posted in Articles on June 8, 2010 by oldcountrystrong

Just for arguments sake…

Earlier today when talking with Z about a post, I asked him if he had ever heard of the techno viking. Z had not which resulted in me forcing him to watch the following clip.

Now the inherent awesomeness of this clip is not in doubt, what is in doubt is talk I saw on the internet. People in awe of the techno viking stated that there was no force alive that can contain him, including Chuck Norris and Jack Bauer. I thought to myself, WHAT! These people must only obviously know of the facts concerning Mr. Norris and Mr. Bauer and have never truly witnessed the men in action. Yes it easy to dismiss Chuck Norris if you only know that his tears cure cancer (unfortunately he never cries) or that he counted to infinity (twice in fact). But when you see moves like this, I mean come on.

Have you seen the techno viking ever beat down a bear and make it submit to his will with a glare? Or jump kicked through a car window? No, he dances. And many of Jack Bauer’s exploits are classified to his government work but we do know that he has never missed a shot (he only kills a terrorist a mile away). So yes he may not have the moves of the techno viking, but how about these.

So for the record, Jack Bauer killed one guy with a flare gun and another with a straight Street Fighter move. He actually has a registered 266 kills that we have witnessed. So the question I pose to the Old Country Strong crew is simply this, who out of these three is the true baddest man alive?

Posted by: Nickay