“What’s up dude, I killed you”

It is time to give respect to a person who is not only a great athlete but a great business person and who is influential in the shaping the minds of tomorrow’s youth as a teacher. Ashleigh Moe? Not enough Y chromosone.  Rich Franklin? Not enough attitude. A man who is not only changing the sports world, but also the business world, and even the world world.  A man of many names, “The People’s Champion”, “The Shelby Sensation”, “The Reverse Apache Master”, “The Man with the Golden Dick”, “Doctor Cock and Balls”, “La Flama Blanca”, and “The Bulletproof Tiger”. The man, the myth, the legend, Kenneth Powers.

Even though Kenny was blessed with a lighting bolt for an arm, he has had to work hard to achieve his success on the field. He has managed to drag himself from out of baseball entirely to being one of the premiere stars of the Mexican beisbol league.

Kenny has a keen eye for fashion, look at the tips he dispenses here.

Finally, Kenny Powers is an innovator. Some people are content staying in their area of expertise, especially when they are making dump trucks of money but not Kenny Powers. He is becoming that transcedent athlete, like Jordan or the Rock. Just look at the evidence.

I believe in Kenny Powers.

Posted by Nickay

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5 Responses to ““What’s up dude, I killed you””

  1. One of us shoplifts her stuff from Fashion Bug.

  2. Kill that MOTHER FUCKER Patrick Willis!!!

  3. My only problem with Kenny Powers is that I wish I had thought of that alter ego. Its genius. He has a plaque on his desk that reads “MFCEO” and bitch slaps dudes in meetings. “Who knew you could bottle the scent of a boner?” That is some funny shit.

  4. Don’t smell like shit

  5. Matt Brenton Says:

    “Before you say anything… prepare to shut the fuck up.”

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